We love to mate,
to propagate like horny bunnies.
It’s all we do,
building an entire civilization to foster our love-making.
Unfortunately, we have caused ourselves a problem,
turned too much earth to children.
We filled our cup to the brim,
now to the point of overflow.
Trees groan to produce for our hungry mouths,
Animals spread thin to satisfy our insatiable bellies.
Worst of all,
Our kids are now starving!
What are we to do?
Latex doesn’t stop our baby feet spread,
“Stop having sex” i hear from some monster,
Sitting in the depths of hell.
HA! That’s absurd!
I propose a modest solution,
Which satisfies all our needs.
I humbly ask us to devour our first born,
Feed them to the clenched stomach’s of humanity.
To ease the strain of nature,
To free us from our tightened cities.
Every year, we round up the children,
Pour out a sweet scented poison
And let them fall to deaths loving grasp.
Then we eat them. Simple.
As the saying goes, “knock two birds with one stone.”
I see no moral dilemma,
It’s a compassionate plea..